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Dear "Recruiter"

If you cause my phone to detonate at 06:30 my time, I will probably not answer it. At least you had better hope I can't claw the mask from my face and fumble for the phone fast enough, because you'll get an earful. Civilized people don't call a residence before 8 am local unless by prior arrangement.

When you leave me a semi-incomprehensible message? Don't expect a return call, you wouldn't like it if I called you back.

- The now very, VERY cranky person you woke up 2 hours too early after she got to bed at 3:30 am.

Fucker. I actually was sleeping, well, and he ruined it.

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harvey_rrit
Oct. 4th, 2011 06:45 pm (UTC)
Hear me, oh gods: it is my express wish that this man get a paper cut on his penis.
ravan
Oct. 4th, 2011 06:53 pm (UTC)
ROTFL!
harvey_rrit
Oct. 4th, 2011 07:40 pm (UTC)
That way he gets it coming or going.
kittenmommy
Oct. 4th, 2011 11:39 pm (UTC)

What. Who even does that??
harvey_rrit
Oct. 5th, 2011 07:38 pm (UTC)
The gods, I hope. I did say.
kittenmommy
Oct. 5th, 2011 07:39 pm (UTC)

LOL, I meant who calls someone at such an ungodly hour!
harvey_rrit
Oct. 5th, 2011 08:19 pm (UTC)
Ah. Sorry, brain fart.

--The word "ungodly" is well-chosen in this context, though. You may be on to something.
kittenmommy
Oct. 5th, 2011 08:49 pm (UTC)

Yeah, see what I did there? LOL
freyjaw
Oct. 8th, 2011 10:19 am (UTC)
Crazy people. Anybody does that at our house and wakes up my (confused) MIL, I will flay them and use the results as a welcome mat. We don't have a welcome mat outside our front door...
kittenmommy
Oct. 8th, 2011 04:10 pm (UTC)

I like your style!
freyjaw
Oct. 11th, 2011 03:02 am (UTC)
{powerblush}
But I'm with her. Don't wake the ones who have finally gotten to sleep and are sleeping well (at last). It had better be earthshaking or the earth will shake with our wrath or at least me falling out of bed as gracelessly as possible, then my wrath.

Canes are good bludgeons. They can also be used to demonstrate mad croquet skills on offensive things, like alarm clocks and phones. My cane is better for that than my fancy walking stick.
kittenmommy
Oct. 11th, 2011 03:05 am (UTC)

Damn. Now I sort of wish I had a cane!
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