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Exciting day!

I got up for work all jazzed! Several of us were going to work the company booth at the heath and beauty expo, and I would be wearing my hot new sales geisha outfit! I just love helping customers find the perfect makeup shades for their skin and eyes. The new line of holographic blushers we have is to *die* for! They are coordinated perfectly with the new line of nail applications!

The show was completely awesome! We must have had a thousand customers cruise our booth in the first 3 hours! In the booth next to ours, there was this absolutely hawt guy demoing this pheromone based aftershave! OMG, pheromones, 6 foot two, buffed and tan, georgeous brown hair.... mmmmmmmm. Needless to say we had a competition going to see who could get his phone number, and get him to ask for ours. I won, of course, his name is Drake. I am the most senior pitch chick, after all. ^_^

So, after work I stepped downtown to meet Tony for dinner and... Dinner was cool, the game was great, but the and didn't happen. He had a *headache*, can you believe it? So I stopped by the drugstore and picked up some autorocks and a new*pink* vibrator. I think I'll name it Tony after I've broken it in (provided it doesn't break....)

Anyway, bye for now! We have three more days of the show, and then back to boring office stuff. Maybe I can swing a dinner and... with Drake Saturday? I gotta remember my medical cert and stuff. Mmmmmmmmmm.....
This has been a Rabbit Hole post

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the_ogre
Jan. 28th, 2005 06:42 am (UTC)
The first two sentences
broke my brain.

Ouch.
treecat
Jan. 28th, 2005 08:42 am (UTC)
this is definitely the best rabbit hole post I've seen today :)
redsonja
Jan. 28th, 2005 08:47 am (UTC)
Oh, Daughter of Freya! Can I have your phone number too? :D :D :D
jemyl
Jan. 28th, 2005 11:14 am (UTC)
Like, gag me with a spoon! I thought I'd died and awoken in some sort of Valley Girl Hell. I know I haven't been using pain killers or smoking anything. Thank the gods and God that it was a rabbit hole post. If any of MY kin ever really posted or acted like that, I would run screaming to the hlls, certain that I was either totally nuts or had totally failed as a mother!

Are you sure you didn't try some hair dye or treatment that made you temporarily blonde? Even my hairdresser isn't quite THAT dippy!

Loved it though, very creative and oh so like some posts I have read on LJ. Hugz! I am sure glad you are you and not that kimono kid!
bluedolfyn
Jan. 28th, 2005 02:11 pm (UTC)
*whimper*
Silly Rabbit, Trix are for.... wait, wait, wrong rabbit....
furzecat
Jan. 28th, 2005 03:00 pm (UTC)
That was certainly the _scariest_ rabbit hole post I've seen.
jilara
Jan. 28th, 2005 06:39 pm (UTC)
Gives surreal a whole new meaning, considering you wrote it. And I kept thinking I'd somehow stepping into MegaTokyo. I wouldn't be surprised if this sort of stuff was saleable.
ravan
Jan. 28th, 2005 07:43 pm (UTC)
It's primarily surreal coming from me, IMO. Otherwise it would be just another boring fluff brain... ;-)
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