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Crappy "Female" Quiz

Kiped from commanderd, apparently this is oriented toward women.

01. DO YOU HAVE ON A LOT OF MAKE-UP? NO

02. HOW MUCH DO YOU PUT ON? None

03. HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO GET READY? 30 minutes - dressing with one hand is slow, hair can be noxious to tame.

04. DO YOU PUT ON A LOT OF LIPGLOSS? NO

05. DOES YOUR LIPGLOSS SMELL GOOD? Not Applicable

06. DO YOU CARRY A PURSE? No, wallet only.

07. WHAT COLOR IS IT? Wallet? Black

09. DO YOU HAVE A COACH BAG? Huh?

10. DO YOU HAVE A LOUIS VUTTiON? Fuck no. I don't buy designer crap.

11. HOW MANY PURSES/HANDBAGS DO YOU HAVE? Three or four, if you count fanny packs

12. DO YOU LIKE TO WEAR NAILPOLISH? No

13. HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET YOUR NAILS DONE? Never

14. DO YOU LIKE MANICURES? No

15. WHAT ABOUT PEDICURES? No

16. DO YOU HAVE A USUAL NAIL SALON YOU GO TO? No

17. WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR HAIR CUT? Beauty school.

18. DO YOU DYE YOUR HAIR? Yes: Purple. My one vanity.

19. DO YOU STRAIGHTEN YOUR HAIR? No, why?

20.DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF PAIRS OF SHOES? BOOTS? Yes, but most of them are old and/or dead. But the Imelda syndrome lives on.

21.WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SHOES? Currently? My geeky sandals.

23. DO YOU WEAR HEELS EVERYWHERE? No fucking way. I don't wear heels at all. I like my legs unbroken.

24. CAN YOU WALK IN HEELS AND NOT FALL OVER? No. A stroke makes it impossible.

25. WHERE DO YOU BUY YOUR CLOTHES? Wherever I find a good price in my size.

26. DO YOU GO SHOPPING EVERY WEEK? For what? Clothes? No. Food? Usually.

27. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE STORE? Fry's Electronics!

28. HOW MUCH DO YOU USUALLY SPEND? Depends on what I'm shopping for - upwards of $200 some weeks

29. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN DIOR? What's a Dior?

30. DO YOU FOLLOW FASHION TRENDS? Only Geek fashion, and even then only slightly.

31. DO YOU HAVE A PAIR OF HUGE SUNGLASSES? No

35. HOW MANY PAIRS OF EARRINGS DO YOU HAVE? Over 40. I used to make them.

36. DO YOU WEAR HOOP EARRINGS? Seldom. Too much hassle.

37. DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF SKIRTS? NO. Hate 'em!

39. DO YOU GET YOUR EYEBROWS DONE? Huh? Didn't know they were raw...

40. CAN YOU APPLY MASCARA WITHOUT OPENING YOUR MOUTH? No

41. DO YOU WEAR A LOT OF EYELINER? No

44. DO YOU DO PILATES OR YOGA? Pilates... isn't that something out of Roman History -- Pontius Pilate(s)? Yoga is made for people with two hands and balance

45. DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF MAGAZINES? No. Only a few Dr Dobbs, Sysadmin and Linux Journal

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jilara
Jan. 5th, 2006 01:35 am (UTC)
It's amazing how many of your answers mirror my own. A few different ones:
17. WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR HAIR CUT? Cut? I trim my split ends myself. And the last time I had my hair done was a home perm to get 1790's hair for an event 20 years ago...
21.WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SHOES? Black flats or deck shoes.
24. CAN YOU WALK IN HEELS AND NOT FALL OVER? When you've had as much martial arts as I have, you can walk on a lot of things and not fall over.
27. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE STORE? 99 Ranch Market
29. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN DIOR? No, but I sold one on ebay, once.
37. DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF SKIRTS? This is an interesting question for someone who wears kilted skirts (more comfortable/practical) when she's backpacking...
44. DO YOU DO PILATES OR YOGA? I prefer martial arts or swordwork. And there's nothing for a mediative mind set like the 100-yard range at the gun club...
weofodthignen
Jan. 5th, 2006 02:51 pm (UTC)
bwahahaha

OK now I must get my lazy ass up out of the chair and go to work!

M
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